host posted on January 01, 2008 12:25

CANCER STATISTICS 101:
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, BLAME THE PATIENT
By Doug A. Kaufmann
You know me. I believe that cancer is caused by fungus. All but a handful of physicians wholeheartedly disagree with my belief, but the truth will eventually surface as the mystery of cancer unravels.
For the disbelievers, everything from moon dust to meat has been implicated as the cause of cancer and, while cancer experts highly recommend eating "wholesome" foods like corn and peanuts in an effort to prevent this devastating disease, I say avoiding them prevents cancer. About 560,000 Americans die annually of cancer, so it just can't be moon dust or meat, otherwise we'd all be dead! It was recently announced that breast cancer incidents and death rate is decreasing. Of course, every newspaper in the country wrote about this and rotator cuffs were torn as cancer experts twisted to pat themselves on the back. Then it was revealed that the reason breast cancer rates declined was because women stopped following their physicians' advice. Yes, tens of thousands of women stopped taking their prescribed hormone replacement therapy (HRT) after research showed that it actually caused significant and deadly health problems, including cancer. The very experts who were recuperating from rotator cuff surgery were now being identified as "the cause!" Maybe it wasn't meat after all.
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